HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Jimmy Fallon is back with another installment of his series poking fun at Twilight star Robert Pattinson, this time with a special Halloween twist.
In the latest episode of Robert is Bothered, Fallon mocks Pattinson as less than amused with the annual ritual of trick-or-treating.
"Halloween is stupid," he sulks. "Oh hey, I have a great idea. Why don't we have a child dress up so that it's totally unrecognizable and then send him to a stranger's house and have the stranger feed your child. Is everyone cool with that? Is that weird to anyone here?"
"What kind of holiday is this?" he continues in his fake English accent. "Costumes are stupid... Ding dong. Hello. Oh, you're dressed as SpongeBob Squarepants. Here you go, here's a candy bar. Now go f--- yourself."
"Pumpkins are dumb fat squashes," he barks. "Candy corns are stupid. Are you a candy or are you corn?"
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